- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

You having friends.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Nuneaton..

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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