- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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