- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

This is funny.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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