Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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