What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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