why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What would Muhammed do?

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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