A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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I had a submarine.... once

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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