"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Women's Rights.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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