- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

batman has diarrhea

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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