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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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