What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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