- Anti Joke

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.