Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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