How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Worms don't like apples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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