why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Cleveland winning something

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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