Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

what is the world worst joke? this one

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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