- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Cleveland winning something

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

The EPA.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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