- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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