knock knock There's no door

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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