- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Weed.

speech and debate.

feminists.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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