So a jew walks into a bar!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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- Helen Keller

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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