What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Women's rights

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What can hitler cook well Steak

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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