- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Ebola

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What color is red paint? Red

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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