- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't jokes spit?

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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