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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A French man gets into a fight

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