- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

I like school Said no one ever.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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