- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What is life? Paul.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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