What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Anti Joke

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