- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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