A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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