- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

whats funnier than 24? 25

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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