Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

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