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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.