- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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