- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

The game.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

I like touching my boobs

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Your face is hilarious.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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