A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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The Colts this year.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Whats green? The color green.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Anti Joke

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