Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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