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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What is a jew in space? Dead

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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