- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What is a jew in space? Dead

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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