- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

The Morman Religion.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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