- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Albert your flies undone.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

KILL WHITEY

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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