what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

anus

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Penis.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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