Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Hail Hitler

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

whats up and also down? your mum

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

The GOV and the WHO?

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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