What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why can't jokes spit?

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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