- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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