Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

You idiot thats 9 letters

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

no really what are ur names?

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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