- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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What did the president do for the people? ...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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