- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Knock knock. Get out!!

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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