- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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