The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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