A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

My name is Jeff

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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