Women's rights.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Anti Joke

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