What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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I love you

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What happen? Idk...

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Yo mama's fat.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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