- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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