- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A blind man walks into a wall.

The american education system.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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