This is a random Anti joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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snooki

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Patriarchy.

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Skrillex.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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