- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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