roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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THe Election

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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