Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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