- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

why was the old man on the ground he fell

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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