Barack Obama

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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