- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Well this is pointless.....

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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