What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Skrillex.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Barack Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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