- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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