Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

were at work systems r down

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what are three short words? i a am

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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