What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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