Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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