- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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