- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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