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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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