Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Terraria

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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