Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Anti Joke

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