- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Skrillex.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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