- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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