- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

women's rights

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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