- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Justin Bieber

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

drew edminstin is a rat

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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