How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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