Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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