Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Adam Chebali has no life

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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