Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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