- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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