- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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