- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Ms Leong Sux

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

penis. nuff said.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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