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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Ken wins!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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