- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's 9 + 10 19

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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