How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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knock knock

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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