Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

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