- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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