why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What comes after 69? 70

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Poop...

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Anti Joke

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