A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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