99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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