Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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