- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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