How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Your girlfriend.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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su algato es en fuego

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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