Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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