What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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hola said the chinese man

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Roses are flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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